MJ

Yeah, okay, he was weird.  But all we have to say is that if your body and mind could do the things his could and you lived as abnormal a childhood as he did, chances are you wouldn’t turn out to be quite as normal as you are.  Let’s put it this way, if you’re such an amazing performer that could invent the freaking moonwalk and not have it show up until 1:45 into a 6:00 video of your best live dance moves, you are operating a different level than the rest of us and it should come as no surprise that regular conventions don’t quite apply to you.  Watch below and be prepared to have your mind blown.

Kobe Kobe Kobe

Kobe Bryant’s most recent NBA championship has many people placing him in the top 5 NBA players of all time.  But by our count, he doesn’t even crack the top 10.  Here’s the list:

1. Dirk Nowitzki

2. Jason Kidd

3. Brad Davis

4. Mark Aguirre

5. Rolando Blackman

6. Jim Jackson

7. Jamal Mashburn

8. Michael Finley

9. Steve Nash

10. Jason Terry

11. Kobe Bryant

12. Nick Van Exel

That’s It!  That’s The List!

Your Epidermis is Showing

One half of STN drinks more often than the other half.

One half of STN brews his own beer.

These are not the same people.  Weird huh?

Well not quite as weird as these freakin Coors Light commercials advertising a new can which will let you know when your beer is cold.  WTF?  Despite our different relationships with beer we at STN rely on an age old technology to tell when our beer, homebrewed or storebought, is cold.  That’s right, we just touch the bottle.  We use our skin to tell us if something is cold.  Revolutionary, I know.

(Of course, we’re totally fine with our computer keyboards turning red whenever we write a new post cause we’re on fire, baby!)

Woops

Summer classes started today.   I thought they started next week.  My bad, students.  My bad.