Strongbow. Sounds like the name of a beer. Scratch that. It sounds like the name of a kick ass beer. It’s even got a dude on the front shooting a bow and arrow. What could be awesomer? I was tired. It had been a long couple of days. I wanted a beer. And dammit if Strongbow isn’t a cider and I didn’t realize it until after I’d bought the 8 pack, leaned back in my chair and had that first sip in my mouth. I am, needless to say, disappointed.

London Eye
First time getting struck by Strongbow’s arrow, eh? I got hit a few months back at the Saucer, which I know you hate. Needless to say I’ve dodged the arrows ever since.